419 Scam Generator

Just ask anyone who has an email account - 419 Scams are all the rage. 419 Scam victims receive letters promising them MILLIONS of US dollars just for setting up an account with an American bank and facilitating the transfer of illegal funds from a foreign country. You probably want to participate in this LUCRATIVE pastime, but don't have the time or writing ability to back up your desire for COLD, HARD CASH! Let us help you.

Our 419 Scam Generator allows you to choose a few simple keywords and INSTANTLY receive a 419 scam letter worthy of any FBI investigation. Just enter keywords that match the descriptions into the boxes below and submit when you're done. Your 419 Scam letter will be ready for printing or mailing instantly! Best of all, it's FREE!

It's a long form, but don't let that intimidate you. You're a smart person. Do it.

1970's or 1980's tv star (Gary Coleman)
A Nationality (Hungarian)
A Profession (garbage man)
Company Mascot (The Michelin Man)
Country (France)
Condiment (honey mustard)
Nasty Chore (clean a grease trap)
Governmental Title (dictator)
Planet (Uranus)
Number (If you don't know what a number is...)
Past Tense Verb (spun)
A Kind of kid torture, plural (wedgies)
Another kind of kid torture, plural (melvins)
Food (bananas)
Group or Club (The Freemasons)
Articles of Clothing (halter tops)
Pretend Currency (Disney Dollars, arcade tokens)
Containers, Plural (Ziploc baggies)
Body Part (liver, fingernail)
B-List (or lower) Actor (Alan Thicke, Tori Spelling)
Ficticious Character (Oliver Twist, Ace Ventura)
Member of a Religion (Buddhist, Mormon)
A De- or Un- Word (untie, decontaminate)
Common Phrase with "and" (peanut butter and jelly)
Cooking Verb (saute, roast)
Any Old Verb (sing, toast)
Fruit or Vegetable (avocado, melon)
Synonym for Hurt (burnt, turned to evil)
Fictional Place (The Death Star, Smallville)
Summer Activity (pool party, picnic)
A Collection (seashells, commemorative plates)
Deity (Allah, Buddha)
Saturday Night Live Comic (Gilda Radner, Tina Fey)
Synonym for Dumbness (stupidity, idiocy)
Plural Noun (apples, hairballs)
Familiar Catchphrase (Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?, Where's the beef?)