May 14, 2003
And my boyfriend can stay over...
You know, Dave complains a lot about being away. But you can't refute that there are some positive effects from his absence.
Top Ten Benefits of Dave Being Gone
1. I don't have to see a single episode of Law & Order
2. A single bottle of ketchup lasts an entire week.
3. No syringes showing up in random places around the house.
4. No 6:30am wake up calls.
5. Whining has been reduced by approximately 50%.
6. No one eats the sour cream I'm saving for a recipe.
7. I can stay up late blasting the soundtrack to Xanadu without being pelted with anything.
8. I can remove the Mallomars from the diabetic-proof vault.
9. All of the clean laundry remains in convenient and easy-to-reach piles on the floor.
10. Five days of Zeppelin-free living.