I received three Nigerian 419 letters this morning in my inbox. My help is urgently needed to secure the fortunes of three prominent Nigerian businessmen. My goodness, I certainly can't help all of them, so who should I choose?

Amos Adams is offering 20% of $21,320,000.00 while Nicholas Ude, wants me to have 20% of his 25.5M. But the best offer yet is from Dr. Frank Ugochukwu who is offering 30% of $32,053,000.00.

(Darn those Nigerians making me whip out a calculator!)

Nick and Frank apparently both work for the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. I wonder if they know each other? Maybe I should introduce them. They could both be searching for help in solitude not knowing one of their own coworkers shares in the same misery. Perhaps NNPC could start an employee assistance program for workers who have tens of millions of US dollars that they can't seem to access without my help.

I'm a little concerned that the caps lock key seems to be stuck on Franks keyboard. But I guess he's waiting until he gets his millions to order a new iBook.