Have you ever done laundry only to find out that the washing machine or dryer has eaten one of your socks? Subsequent searching in the aforementioned devices will result in disappointment. The socks seem to have disappeared into an alternate universe never to be seen from again.

I have found this alternate universe.

Men, check your briefcases, satchels and other carrying devices. This morning I opened my bag on the train to get out my train pass, only to find one of Tara's socks inside one of the pockets. As Tara's socks and my bag are never in proximity to one another at any point or location in our house the only explanation can be that it was transported from our washing machine directly into my work bag.

Now if I can only find out where the Lindberg baby is.