I don't like the rules we put on capitalism. I'd like capitalism to run free, breeding like rabbits in Australia. All this garbage about insider trading is just sour grapes from people who didn't have fast access to important information. Enron wasn't a fiasco, it was darned creative business. And it was all going along very well for a while there. People were making money, people were happy. Isn't that the pinnacle of what we aim for here in America?

In other news, it is probably not a good idea to fly your zeppelin on an extremely windy day like today. I base that assumption on my observation of the Hood blimp being flung turbulently across the sky outside my window. I don't think it's supposed to be on a 45-degree angle.