Fun with corporations




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July 12, 2002
Fun with corporations

Dear W. L. Gore & Associates,

I have recently had an unfortunate experience with your Glide dental floss. I had heard that naval sailors during WWII used dental floss to attach loose buttons to their clothing. I checked it out and yes, it seems that this was the case. So I decided to carry a container of Glide with me just in case I ever needed a quick clothing repair, plus the box is really compact and takes up barely any room in my purse.

I didn't need to use it for anything other than teeth cleaning until yesterday. A button on my blouse was getting really loose and I was excited to finally try the Glide solution. I popped into the bathroom for a minute and stitched it back on. But I didn't realize that Glide is a lot more stretchy than regular dental floss. Instead of tightly securing my blouse closed, the Glide stretched apart by an inch or two. My bust was exposed for most of the afternoon and I didn't notice until I got home from work. I think you should mention that on the container - not for sewing use.

Thanks,
Your Friend

Posted by Tara at 11:11 AM
Comments

You know how those packets of silica in shoe boxes say "do not eat"? Well if the floss is labeled "do not sew" I will have the urge to sew with the dental floss as much as I desire eating the silica packets.

Posted by Christine at July 12, 2002 01:35 PM

Then, Christine, I think your issues may span farther than the realm of sewing with floss.

Seek help.

Posted by Dave at July 12, 2002 02:26 PM

Oh I thought the silica packets said "Donut. Eat." No wonder it never tasted like a donut.

Posted by Tara at July 12, 2002 02:47 PM

ummm...I hope you guys know I am just kidding. I already tasted the silica packets, so the thrill is gone for sewing floss.

Posted by Christine at July 12, 2002 03:15 PM

You were kidding? Oh, I thought you were being serious. By the way, I have a bridge that I need to sell, are you interested?

Posted by Dave at July 16, 2002 12:57 PM


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