Reign of Fire
Adam, just went to go see the cinematic masterpiece, Reign of Fire and has submitted his review of the movie. I thought it was pretty funny, so I am sharing it with the masses visiting Liloia.com, all 6 of you.
"i have seen the new dragon movie, and i'd like to express my admiration for that wonderful piece of cinematic history.
The movie is titled "Reign of Fire." For you NON-dragon hunters out there, the movie is about a not-so-distant future, where ash eating dragons are in control of the world, and mankind is forced to hide in underground caverns to avoid being burned to ash and eaten by the mythical creatures.
I can't stress enough how much this movie blew me away.. with an emphasis on "blew." It included such marvelous scenes as Matthew McConaughey jumping into the mouth of a dragon and dragon hunting skydivers. But the coup de gras of the film occurred when the camera did a "point of view" shot from the dragon's perspective, and we realize that dragon's see things the exact same way that The Predator sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you were unaware that dragons see things digitally... you were not alone, but i'm sure still pleasantly surprised.
All in all, the movie was a 5 star masterpiece. My only complaint was that perhaps there weren't enough dragons. Or maybe the dragon's could have talked like they did in the Sean Connery talking dragon movie.
But then again, how can you improve the Mona Lisa? At the very least, if dragon's DO ever take over the world... no one can say that we weren't warned."
Posted by
Dave at 09:53 AM