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July 15, 2002

Helping Robbery Inc.

This organization, Humane Borders, assists Mexican migrants who are attempting to cross the desert illegally into the US. They offer directions, food and water to those voluntarily making the illegal journey across the 120-degree desert.

In related news, I have just set up a new company called Helping Robbery. I will be providing would-be thieves with a list of vacationing homeowners, maps to poorly secured homes, latex gloves and ball peen hammers.

Posted by Tara at 01:05 PM

Comments

Hey, wait! What are you saying? I am one of those Mexicans! Well, a little bit, but still!

Posted by Dave at July 15, 2002 02:35 PM

Come on man, it's not about the Mexican part. It's about the assisting an illegal activity part. They could be Swedes crossing the border for all it matters.

Posted by Tara at July 15, 2002 03:30 PM

Do these felonious people also assist Canadians by providing Snow Shoes, Beer, Fishing Gear and directions to American Indian Casinos?

Posted by Dave at July 15, 2002 03:46 PM

Do you need an assistant in this new endeavor of yours?
Could not stop laughing!!!!!!!!

Posted by MOM G at July 23, 2002 12:44 PM

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