August 30, 2003
Taco Bell wrappers should be printed with a warning
"We at Taco Bell respect your decision to purchase our Mexican food. We understand the draw of guacamole, seasoned beef and that mysterious Baja sauce -- hey, we sell millions of these items every day, we understand. But we also implore you to consider the consequences of your choice today. Please remember the last time you ate here -- when, the next morning, you spent half the day praying to your particular deity to stop the pain. When you spoke to your family through the closed door of the restroom for an entire Saturday. When you swore you wouldn't be back here.
"But here you are again and we'd just like to thank you for your choice. There are not many fast food restaurants that can boast a clientele that returns giddily despite empirical proof that their foodstuffs cause intestinal distress. Or maybe there are."
Comments
why is a meximelt called a meximelt? it just beef and cheese