...does anyone really care?

Hasselhoff says he hit 'rock bottom'

There are two things I do care about in this article:

• How is it that an article about David Hasselhoff can only find an "undated file photo" for this, that clearly is from about 10-15 years ago as evidence by the Miami Vice-esque jacket that he is wearing? They have nothing newer?

• Why do I get the feeling that this is all just a PR campaign to get people interested in watching the silicone infused Baywatch reunion movie that he is working on? (Please do me a favor and don't watch it when it does come out, you know you are above that.)
  

You are now free to move about the cabin.