November 15, 2003
The Trevor Dictionary
If you try to speak to my son these days, here are some words you should know:
grumble (v.) - To crumple something up in a loose way
Usage: "Mom, Don't grumble up my picture of Grim and Mandy, I want it!"
twinzle (n.) - A small, hollow plastic stick similar to a coffee stirrer
Usage: The Lego Hogwart's Express comes with two twinzles, one of which Trevor chewed into oblivion when he was three.
wang (v.) - To throw in such a way that you're not actually throwing and therefore cannot be punished for throwing.
Usage: "I'm going to wang this at you!"
"If you throw it, you're going to sit in your room."
"But I'm not going to throw it, I'm going to wang it."
Comments
Ha. I love it. That's my kind of logic. I'd like to wang an axe at some drivers on the parkway every morning.