November 7, 2001
God announces to World, "I Screwed Up"
In an historic press release announced today, God admitted that a foul-up in Heaven's Department of Random Numbers caused the same digits to be used in Colombia for winning lottery numbers and the license plates of cars with bombs in them.
The Highest of the High, Creator of All Things explained, "Turns out, we've been using the same purchase orders for car-bombing license plates and lottery numbers. We're in the middle of a huge SAP implementation and we're still working out the bugs."
When asked to comment on the recent claims that you can see Satan in the smoke from the WTC, His Supreme Mightiness, Ruler of the Universe said, "That's what you get when you outsource the graphic design department. Some clown thought it would be funny. I think it looks more like Felix the Cat anyway."