May 5, 2005
Who would play me?
I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day and for some reason or another he mentioned that if they made a movie about me, the perfect actor would be Paul Giamatti. I don't think he said this because I look like him (although perhaps I do a little) but because both of our personalities could potentially be described as "curmudgeonly" (is that even a word?)

Now, that was cool and all (I guess), but I am left wondering to myself which Paul Giamatti he was referring to?
Is it the Paul Giamatti from "American Splendor"?
Or perhaps the Paul G from "Sideways"?
Hopefully not the Paul G from "Planet of the Apes"!
At least it's better than the two other people I used to be associated with back in college.
Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, Mr. Curtis Armstrong

and Eldin from Murphy Brown, Mr. Robert Pastorelli
Comments
My vote is for Anne Ramsey, star of "Throw Momma From the Train."
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-12214
I've heard that I too look like Paul G. - when I sport the beart at lest. Better than comparison I get when I'm clean shaven - that I look like Paul R. (Reubens that is).
It could be worse. You could be Paul G. from the Howard Stern movie where his name was "pig vomit".