December 8, 2005
Ants dude!
Tracey and I are here in Tampa attending the USSOCOM CBRN show (United States Special Operations Command - Chemical Biological Radiation Nuclear), and if you can handle the name then you are all set.
Last night Tracey and I watched "Wedding Crashers", which was a pretty funny movie, but it dragged on towards the end when they should have just gotten to the sappy scene faster. After Trace left, I received this email from him...
"Hey!
When I got back to the room I had ants. It appears someone left a tray outside in the hall and the little ant dudes found my un-ant friendly room. I had to call the “ant guy”. Now it smells like ant killer from the ant killer that kills the ants. "
Hah, ants. dude.
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Now you know. Now you know...
think I just saw the dumbest people in all of Vermont. They are standing outside of our apartment on the sidewalk battling with the ants present there.
Battling. Like stomping and smacking them off and then the best part...yelling at the ants. Oh my.
How about this guys? Move. Walk away.
They topped it off by saying "Why are there so many ants here?" Their answer "Because no one sprays here at all"
Hmmm, let's think about this. It couldn't possibly be because of ANY of the following:
- It's summer
- You are OUTSIDE (Their home, not yours)
- We live in Vermont, not Manhattan
- We live RIGHT NEXT TO THE WOODS
- Oh, and the final reason? I put them there to annoy you.
Fools.