May 24, 2002
Rabbit's foot for hire.
I have the innate ability to bestow a Super Bowl win on the home team of whichever town I happen to live in. In 1997, I moved to Wisconsin and the Packers took the Patriots in a 35-21 win. But turnabout was fair play when I brought my family to Boston last year and the Patriots had a 20-17 win over St. Louis.
I am looking to to hire myself out to NFL teams looking for a Super Bowl victory. Besides moving expenses to the team's city, what does one charge for something like that?
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