May 23, 2002

Rhymes with lame.

David Blaine is about the lamest guy in the world right now. I haven't seen such a bad acting job since Tori Spelling in the 1996 made-for-tv movie "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?"

Some things that might have made David Blaine's Vertigo a tad more interesting:

- Pneumatic nail guns are distributed to live audience members who take shots at him on the pole for 34 hours.

- Learning that 7 members of Al-Queda were responsible for constructing the 90-foot pole.

- One word: Grease.

- Seven strangers picked to live on a pole together for three months.

- Forget pigeons, David Blaine resurrects Lane Staley for a pole-top performace of Angry Chair.

- Anyone other than David Blaine on the pole.

By Tara @ 08:27 AM

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