May 23, 2002
Rhymes with lame.
David Blaine is about the lamest guy in the world right now. I haven't seen such a bad acting job since Tori Spelling in the 1996 made-for-tv movie "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?"
Some things that might have made David Blaine's Vertigo a tad more interesting:
- Pneumatic nail guns are distributed to live audience members who take shots at him on the pole for 34 hours.
- Learning that 7 members of Al-Queda were responsible for constructing the 90-foot pole.
- One word: Grease.
- Seven strangers picked to live on a pole together for three months.
- Forget pigeons, David Blaine resurrects Lane Staley for a pole-top performace of Angry Chair.
- Anyone other than David Blaine on the pole.
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