August 11, 2007
Hotel Hot Tub Formula
For any given hotel hot tub that holds ten people:
-- Two will be an elderly German couple staring far too intently at the other occupants
-- Two will be a slightly post-adolescent couple under the impression that bubbles and froth equals no visibility under the water line; unaware that everyone else in the hot tub knows what that expression means
-- Two will be toddlers, faces crimson, up to their necks in foam
-- One will be the parent of the toddlers, who wants to be warm and has no interest in actually parenting his/her children in the pool
-- One will be a pregnant woman, which makes everyone a little nervous
That leaves two seats for you and your husband. Pass, thanks.
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